If you only knew..LOL
I chaperoned some kids to the zoo last week. We get to the elephants and the kids are saying What's that hanging off the elephant's stomach????
uhh, uhhh, (trying to think of appropriate answer) I said "It's just part of his body."
A part that was hanging all the way to the ground!! We must have just missed mating.
LOL - pretty clever answer. You were really hoping they'd leave it at that, I'm sure!
Phew!! You dodged that bullet!!
"Daddy, why is that elephant standing on the other elephant?"