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Croatian cashier thwarts robber with cup of coffee
Yahoo news ^ | Thu Jun 30 | Yahoo

Posted on 07/01/2005 3:21:36 PM PDT by Cowman

ZAGREB (Reuters) - A shop clerk armed with a pair of scissors and a cup of coffee foiled a robbery in the Croatian capital Zagreb on Thursday, state news agency Hina reported.

A man in a motorcycle helmet entered the corner shop brandishing a knife and told the cashier to hand over the money in the till, Hina said, quoting a police report.

"The collected and brave shop-clerk, 50, pointed a pair of scissors at him, then took a cup of hot coffee in her other hand and poured it on him," the report said. The robber ran off with only her mobile phone.


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KEYWORDS: coffee; elixirofthegods; fruitofthebean; java; robberstopped; wakeupjuice
You can't defend yourself with mocha latte Starbucks sissy coffee. This had to be good honest hot and black cowboy coffee
1 posted on 07/01/2005 3:21:42 PM PDT by Cowman
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To: Cowman

I heard that hot sulfuric acid (accumulator strength or higher) works even better.


2 posted on 07/01/2005 3:44:00 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: Cowman

Yea, and they say that coffee is bad for you (OK, for burglars).


3 posted on 07/01/2005 3:44:54 PM PDT by Leo Carpathian (FReeeePeee!)
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To: GSlob
I heard that hot sulfuric acid (accumulator strength or higher) works even better.

Yeah it works better but it doesn't taste nearly as good

4 posted on 07/01/2005 3:46:04 PM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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A man in a motorcycle helmet entered the corner shop brandishing a knife and told the cashier to hand over the money in the till, Hina said, quoting a police report.

Never bring a knife to a coffee fight.

5 posted on 07/01/2005 3:49:30 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Cowman

The Cro's I know would sooner part with the cash than a cup of coffee.


6 posted on 07/01/2005 3:57:04 PM PDT by fat city (Julius Rosenberg's soviet code name was "Liberal")
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I heard that hot sulfuric acid (accumulator strength or higher) works even better.

Well, it works in Pakistan.

7 posted on 07/01/2005 4:18:44 PM PDT by Tamar1973 (Palestine is the cancer; Israel is the cure!)
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"This had to be good honest hot and black cowboy coffee"

That would do it quite well! Or even a cup from Mickey D's, way too hot to drink, imho.


8 posted on 07/01/2005 6:10:15 PM PDT by jocon307 (Can we close the border NOW?)
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But then Mickey D's would be in for another lawsuit.


9 posted on 07/01/2005 7:46:25 PM PDT by toothfairy86
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Wonder where she got hold of a cup of my mother in law's coffee . . . < sorry, mom! >


10 posted on 07/01/2005 7:48:06 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother (. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
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To: Cowman

Awesome!! Totally Awesome!!


11 posted on 07/01/2005 7:50:38 PM PDT by BBell
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