To: msf92497
ROGER THE SHRUBBER: Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?
ARTHUR: Erm,... yes.
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say 'shrubberies'?
ROGER: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is 'Roger the Shrubber'. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
9 posted on
07/01/2005 1:34:28 PM PDT by
socal_parrot
(Tina Delgado is alive! ALIVE!)
To: socal_parrot
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
11 posted on
07/01/2005 1:36:09 PM PDT by
highnoon
(Vegatarian is an American Indian word for 'bad hunter')
To: socal_parrot
A møøse ønce bit my sister.
Møøse bites can be veri nasti.
24 posted on
07/01/2005 2:08:20 PM PDT by
Ignatz
(Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the law!)
To: socal_parrot
And now for something completely different...
(actually, from the same newspaper)
Python beheaded
28 posted on
07/01/2005 2:22:27 PM PDT by
shhrubbery!
(The 'right to choose' = The right to choose death --for somebody else.)
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