Our 3rd Quarter '05 FReepathon is Underway!!

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[Jim Robinson]

Howdy everyone!

I hear you!

Bill and Hillary Clinton heard you!

Sore/Loserman heard you!

John Kerry heard you!

Dan Rather heard you!

The MSM hears you!

Howard Dean and the Democrats hear you!

McCain/Feingold and the FEC hear you!

These people who desperately want to shut you down hear you!

Don't let them shut you down!!

Donate to Free Republic today!

We have big things heading our way!!

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Thank you all very much!!

[Soaring Feather]

[tiredoflaundry]

I like that graphic!

[Lady Jag]

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Friday, July 1, 2005

IT'S
INTERNATIONAL SUPPORT
FREE REPUBLIC DAY! !!!!



They drool when you're cool!


Sagittarius, really!

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Time heals all wounds, yes. But that's not really intended to mean that you should tie Time magazine around your sprained ankle. It's a figure of speech, you see, not meant to be taken literally. I have heard, however, that Newsweek is good for gout.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Today you'll start a new rock group, named "SPAM Catapult", and kick things off with a really smokin' number combining the best aspects of reggae, rap, and polka.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Noodle day, today! Have you tried some of those new "fresh" tomato-basil linguine? Of course not. But today, you will!

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Big career move today! Oddly, your decision will be somehow related to a pamphlet called "Goat Herding Made Easy."

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Ian McHarg once said, "Man is a blind, witless, anthropocentric clod who inflicts lesions upon the earth." You will come up with a brilliant rebuttal to this, soon. You will say: "I know you are, but what am I?"

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Today may fail to live up to your expectations, but remember: it's what it's not that makes it what it is.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Today you will happen upon a prediction by Nostradamus which will scare the living daylights out of you. As well it should, although how a medieval seer foresaw your exact name is anybody's guess.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Your relatives may try to have you committed, today. Luckily, through a series of amusing misadventures, they will fail. You and your large invisible friend will simply shrug it off, of course, since it's not in your disposition to hold a grudge, and you both donate to Free Republic.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

A very pudgy cat will annoy you, today.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Today you will notice yet another large freshly-dug mound of dirt in your neighbor's back yard. It's probably nothing -- he probably just digs at night if he can't get to sleep. I know I do.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

You're having trouble getting your elderly relatives to pay attention to you. Have you tried talking with a Scandinavian accent and using a soap bubble machine? That, and accordion music, always do the trick for me.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Bad day to call someone a "whiney gen-x cybercowboy." After the FReepathon's better, for that one.

[Mo1]

LOL!!

Yea .. but when I glance I always see the kids toys, cloths, school books, shoes, etc..

I think I'll get me a few cards and a fireplace to put them :0)

[Grampa Dave]

"Sure nice to be a monthly.......... you can read these threads without guilt (and feel good too)."

Yes, monthly donors to FR can surf the Free Republic waters and never feel guilty or like a free loader.

[Grampa Dave]

You just put a bad spin of a good week.

However, you are right.

If not for Free Republic, Buckhead, Howlin and others, moi Kerry might be our president. Then in 2008, the Hildebeast could be our president.

[don-o]

never feel guilty or like a free loader.

The correct term is Freeploader; which I coined and Jim Rob approved several cycles back.

[meema]

Thanks Howlin. Next time I 'run' downstairs I'll grab my credit card!

[Grampa Dave]

You and I know what a Freeploader is. However,new people may not realize what one is. They know what a freeloader is.

[Mo1]

Off Topic

But now ESPN2 is doing water ski jumps

The dude from ESPN2 needs work .. LOL!!

[don-o]

I give Freepers more credit than you do.

[RottiBiz]

Thank you, meema!

[notes2005]

That's me. This is my first time donation and I made it $30 monthly , glad to do it . Keep up the good work here and God Bless you.

[RottiBiz]

   Q3 2005 Scoreboard -- ranked by total receipts   

Rank	Location	Receipts	Donors/Avg		Freepers/Avg		Monthlies
1	Florida	$275.00	7	$39.29	1,081	$0.25	$733.00	48
2	New York	220.00	4	55.00	855	0.26	483.00	26
3	Illinois	205.00	4	51.25	582	0.35	505.00	26
4	Tennessee	190.00	4	47.50	386	0.49	98.00	11
5	California	156.00	5	31.20	2,287	0.07	1,425.56	104
6	Connecticut	150.00	2	75.00	218	0.69	45.00	5
7	Texas	140.00	3	46.67	1,952	0.07	1,080.00	70
8	Oregon	120.00	2	60.00	273	0.44	100.00	8
9	Alabama	110.00	2	55.00	280	0.39	318.00	19
10	New Hampshire	100.00	1	100.00	131	0.76	10.00	1
11	Colorado	65.00	2	32.50	379	0.17	130.00	9
12	Virginia	60.00	3	20.00	735	0.08	515.50	30
13	Maine	60.00	1	60.00	107	0.56	10.00	1
14	New Jersey	50.00	1	50.00	438	0.11	209.00	12
15	Maryland	50.00	1	50.00	417	0.12	295.00	15
16	Mississippi	50.00	1	50.00	135	0.37	117.00	7
17	Canada	50.00	1	50.00	242	0.21	5.00	1
18	Germany	50.00	1	50.00	53	0.94
19	Georgia	30.00	1	30.00	587	0.05	305.00	19
20	Michigan	30.00	2	15.00	475	0.06	135.00	12
21	South Dakota	20.00	1	20.00	47	0.43	35.00	3
22	Minnesota	20.00	1	20.00	320	0.06	110.00	8
23	Missouri	20.00	1	20.00	418	0.05	128.00	12
24	Ohio	20.00	1	20.00	587	0.03	642.25	23
25	Wyoming	20.00	1	20.00	34	0.59	30.00	1
26	Pennsylvania	15.00	1	15.00	659	0.02	370.00	26
27	Washington	10.00	1	10.00	556	0.02	300.00	18
28	Massachusetts	10.00	1	10.00	356	0.03	225.00	14
29	Vermont	10.00	1	10.00	39	0.26	76.00	5
30	Indiana	10.00	1	10.00	346	0.03	80.00	9
31	Wisconsin	10.00	1	10.00	308	0.03	168.00	13
	Montana						333.33	1
	Hawaii						15.00	2
	Utah						105.00	5
	Nebraska						48.00	4
	Nevada						80.00	4
	New Mexico						50.00	3
	West Virginia						40.00	3
	South Korea						20.00	2
	United Kingdom						5.00	1
	Idaho						45.00	2
	Iowa						35.00	2
	Kansas						60.00	4
	North Carolina						426.00	33
	Kentucky						13.00	2
	Louisiana						80.00	8
	Oklahoma						137.00	9
	Rhode Island						10.00	1
	South Carolina						98.00	9
	Armed Forces - Europe						15.00	1
	Armed Forces - Pacific						10.00	1
	Alaska						40.00	2
	Indonesia						20.00	1
	Arizona						130.50	11
	Arkansas						25.00	2
Never Never Land		210.00	9	23.33			396.00	29
32 locations total		$2,536	68	$37.29	18,852	$0.13	$10,920.14	698

[tiredoflaundry]

Florida in front! :-)

[RottiBiz]

Florida in front! :-)

(Let's not tell Texas and California.)

[RottiBiz]

Thank you, notes2005!

[Jim Robinson]

We have incoming:

$5 monthly from West Virginia
$100 from Texas
$10 from New York
$10 from Kentucky
$20 from Tennessee
$20 from Wisconsin
$50 from New Jersey
$20 from Maryland
$100 from Delaware
$20 from Utah
$10 from South Dakota
$10 from North Carolina
$100 from Arkansas

Thank you all very much!!

[tiredoflaundry]

Your right, let's keep it a secret! :-) lol!

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Or, better still, a LEPER ASYLUM sign tacked to the front door should keep those pesky uninvited guests away.