I'm a Celebrationist. We're small, but growing quickly. Our only sacrament is tying Jehovah's Witnesses to our dining room chairs and making them celebrate our birthdays with us.
And hating Clintons is our only Commandment.
75 posted on 07/01/2005 12:53:45 PM PDT by Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)