[acad1228]

If women ruled the world.

Who would kill the spiders?
Who would rearrange your living room?
Who would hold your purse when shopping?
Who would always know the right answer to "Does this make me look fat?"

Oh wait! Don't we already do that for you?

Ya mean women don't rule the world now?

[Lady Jag]

I like spiders
I rearrange the furniture
He still holds my purse
I don't need to ask anyone how I look.

But you're right, women do rule the world now because the vast majority of men are beautiful all the time and willingly please us generously.