My wife once bought a card for a friend that read:
Do your boobs hand low,
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?
Inside the card said "That song's not as funny as it used to be."
Boob thread.
LOL!