[Corin Stormhands]

I can just imagine how stretched her skin was if she ever got them taken out, she could probably tie them into knots.

My wife once bought a card for a friend that read:

Do your boobs hand low,
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?

Inside the card said "That song's not as funny as it used to be."

[Corin Stormhands]

Boob thread.

[HairOfTheDog]

LOL!