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To: cyborg
My mom has already lectured me about looking good for my husband and waking up before he does so he doesn't wake up to a horrible looking wife.

You can relax... he'll be horny anyway, no matter when or how you wake up, even if you have bed-hair. It's him, with bed hair and morning breath, standing there scratching himself, that is sometimes hard to ~love~ ;~D

77 posted on 06/30/2005 5:33:20 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog

LOL!!!! Thanks for the info. I have to remember that ;o)


78 posted on 06/30/2005 5:33:52 PM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: HairOfTheDog

You're right. My girlfriend has gained weight to avoid sex with her husband, but it isn't working. He's still interested, so she eats more. Round & round it goes.


96 posted on 06/30/2005 5:46:22 PM PDT by cherrytoes (Life is - you know...)
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