[savedbygrace]

So somebody rings you up and says, "I'm with the National Slimming Survey, and I've been told you're overweight. Are you happy about being fat?"

I mean, really.

[Bluchers Elephant]

I was starting to wonder if anyone else had noticed that the group running the survey might have been just a tiny bit biased towards a survey outcome of "FAT=BAD, Slimming = good"