Global Warming Might Create Lopsided Planet

Yahoo ^ | Wed Jun 29,2005 | Robert Roy Britt

[satchmodog9]

It just never ends.

[KevinDavis]

[CzarNicky]

"Most people have heard of climate change and how rising air temperatures are melting glaciers and sea ice in the Arctic," said Dylan Powell of the University of Maryland Baltimore County. "However, findings from our simulations suggest a counterintuitive phenomenon. Some of the melt in the Arctic may be balanced by increases in sea ice volume in the Antarctic."

and this is bad...why?

[randog]

Now the sea ice is going to increase on the South Pole. Last week it was all going to melt off.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry anymore.

[pfony1]

Or "might" not...

ZZZZZzzzz.....

[LRS]

Global Warming Theories Create Lopsided Thinking

[NoClones]

print space is being given to this dingaling student who doesn't even have his degree yet?

[TheDon]

LOL! Agreed! LOL!

[NavVet]

If you want to prove to a liberal that melting ice will not raise sea level. Put a cube of ice in a glass and then fill the glass with water to the rim. Come back in an hour, the ice will be melted, but the level in the glass will not have risen, in fact it will be slightly lower.

Now, if ice covering land melts and runs into the ocean it could cause levels to rise, but the ice on antartica just keeps getting thicker.

[satchmodog9]

I know. One week it is doom for the northern hemisphere and the next it is the south.

[Brilliant]

pigs may fly....

[satchmodog9]

That is because there is no valid argument for this crap. Only kids with vivid imaginations can make this stuff up.

[Rummyfan]

"Most people have heard of climate change and how rising air temperatures are melting glaciers and sea ice in the Arctic," said Dylan Powell of the University of Maryland Baltimore County.

Is that even established scientific fact?

[satchmodog9]

As a matter of fact, no it is not.

[Trillian]

I had the same exact reaction :) hehehe

[RegulatorCountry]

"Global Warming Theories Create Lopsided Thinking"

Maybe a progressive, global consortium could save us all by suspending a giant lead balance weight in geosynchronous orbit above China.

[HEY4QDEMS]

Global warming might create:
Wetter Summers,
Dryer Summers,
Hotter Summers,
Colder Summers,
Milder Winters,
Colder Winters,
Snowier Winters,
Longer Winters,
Shorter Winters,
Earthquakes,
Volcanos,
Locusts,
Global Cooling,
Gay Marriage,
Child Abuse,
Democrats,
Republicans,
Mad Cow Disease,
Reality TV,
Etc...etc...etc

[anniegetyourgun]

Hey, you mean you don't believe everything a grad student out of the U of Maryland Baltimore County has to say?

[c-b 1]

Ignorance gone to seed!!!

[RegulatorCountry]

"Hey, you mean you don't believe everything a grad student out of the U of Maryland Baltimore County has to say?"

How could you not? It's like, uhmm... axiomatic?