[Eagle Eye]

First, check to see if you are online.

Then, see if you are logged on.

Finally, check to see if your machine is plugged in.

If not, send me a freepmail and I'll help you out.

But only if you are not plugged in.

[processing please hold]

First, check to see if you are online.
Check.

Then, see if you are logged on.
Check.

Finally, check to see if your machine is plugged in.
Check.

If not, send me a freepmail and I'll help you out.
Check.

But only if you are not plugged in.
And check.