[JusPasenThru]

Sweet tea (here in the South). I drink far too much of it, but at least it doesn't contain corn syrup. For some reason, that is supposed to be worse for the body than cane sugar.

The small intestine can absorb only so much corn syrup. The rest is converted into deadly gases that pollute the environment and contribute to global warming.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

The small intestine can absorb only so much corn syrup. The rest is converted into deadly gases that pollute the environment and contribute to global warming.

I'm dreadfully sorry, but I just had to say that the juxtaposition of your topic and your screen name made me chuckle. :-)