"And if it were William the Impeached, or She Who Must Not Be Named, making the speech, they'd pre-empt "American Idol", "Survivor", or this week's exciting celebrity court drama to grant coverage."
You can bet your last dollar that they'll find plenty of reasons to preempt programming to air pro-Hillary propaganda in 2007/2008. They'll be tripping over themselves to show Bill and Hillary kissing babies, vacationing in red-state America, and duck-hunting with their new NRA membership.
Sucker bet. You're quite right.
GAAAAAHHHHH!