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To: Mylo
He said Yahweh!
STONE HIM.
STONE HIM.


(sigh)

They'll stone you when you're drivin' in your car...
78 posted on 06/28/2005 4:55:29 PM PDT by Mad Mammoth
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To: Mad Mammoth

They'll stone you when your playin' your guitar...


79 posted on 06/28/2005 5:01:42 PM PDT by Mylo
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To: Mad Mammoth; Mylo
Here is one way of analyzing this problem.

Here are the possibilities:

1. There is no God.

The Jew would say “I don’t care if I spent my life loving G-d, even if there is no G-d, I am a Jew and I will always be a Jew and I love G-d.

The atheist would say, “see, I told you so.”

The Muslim would say, “uh oh, I wasted my life hating Jews and Christians when I could have been fornicating and sinning.”

The Christian would say, “I don’t care, I still love Jesus and nothing can take that away.”

2. There is a God, but he is Allah, the Muslim deity.

The Jew would say, “I don’t care what you do to me, I love the G-d of love, the G-d of peace, the G-d of Israel and I’m not gonna change.”

The atheist would say, “uh oh, I think I made a big mistake.”

The Muslim would say, “yeah, plenty of virgins and wine!”

The Christian would say, “Sorry, but I still love Jesus.”

3. There is a G-d and He is the G-d of Israel, but He doesn’t have a Son named Jesus.

The Jew would say, “so, that’s news?”

The atheist would say, “uh oh, I made a big mistake.”

The Muslim would say, “oh, shi’ite, I’m in big trouble.”

The Christian would say, “that’s OK, I still love Jesus…and I love His father, too.”

4. G-d had a Son and His name is Jesus (Yeshua).

The Jew would say, “I made a mistake, G-d, I stand corrected, forgive me, Yeshua.”

The atheist would say, “uh oh, I made a big mistake.”

The Muslim would say, “uh oh, not this shi’ite again.”

The Christian would say, “Hey, Lord, we love you.”

80 posted on 06/28/2005 5:04:51 PM PDT by Dark Skies
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