A rabbi, a Baptist minister, and a priest are sitting around drinking coffee and complaining. The rabbi says, "Oy, I have bats under the eaves of the synagogue. I've tried everything, inflatable owls, wind chimes, birdlime, you name it, I can't get rid of them." The minister says, "Yeah, they're in the steeple at our church, can't get rid of them, called the exterminator, it's no use."
"I don't have a problem," said the priest. "I just baptized and confirmed them, and now they only show up at Christmas and Easter . . . ."
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