Catholics have communion several times each day and usually once or twice on Saturday evening and three to five times on Sunday.
It's rare to miss seven opportunities on a weekend.
But he was sick and.....
Well we were on vacation and.....
Prepare the kids even if the parents....
I don't like the bar codes and....
Well then all the pedophille priests should....
Father, If I sinned and didn't go to confessiion right away, BUT, I was on an airplane and crossed the internatiional dateline.........
But in OUR church we......
What they should do is.......
That's all very nice, guess what?
Pope Benedict XVI
"The Cafeteria is Closed"