Maria sounds like she's having excellent sex when she hits the ball............. hmmm.
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"...but tennis was played FOREVER without all this noise..."
Your right, and the women used to wear dresses down past their knees and men used to wear pants. Like everything else, the sport, and the way it's played is changing. Mostly for the better I think but the sex-like squealing on every single shot does get annoying. Hopefully not all the players pick up this habit and we end up with a Yetti horror movie marathon with every Grand Slam tourney!