Sounds like he wants the reporters to take dangerous field trips into the uncivilized red states.
Well, I'm not sure they'd make it out alive. One of the funniest things I've ever red about the urban blues.
That was great, thanks! I've met urbanites like these up here in the "wilds" of New England. Years ago, I was at a wild game supper put on by a church in a small Vermont town. The folks sitting next to me had driven up from Manhattan. When the church lady came 'round to explain what was on the menu, the New Yorkers asked her for the wine list!
Har! I agree. One of the funniest pieces I've ever read. Thanks for the belly laugh.
FGS