Do leftists usually take up the space of two people at once? (Say, how much of our natural resources are being use so the bloated one can see a nice shot of the bay - or doesn't that really matter?)
Tell the truth now, Dick Cheney and Dennis Hastert both outweigh Teddy by at least 30 pounds. It always amazes me that the Veep has escaped another heart attack. Even the Big Fat Idiot could lecture Dick on how to keep his weight down.