[joshhiggins]

"We have to look beyond traditional win-loss definitions," said Tammi Wallace,

Perhaps we need to create legally defined categories of marriage such as "Covenant Marriage", "Open Marriage", "Temporary Marriage", "Convenience Marriage", "Group Marriage", "Animal Marriage", "Sado-Masochistic Marriage", "Queer Marriage", and so on. Then everyone could be clear, and up front with what they intend their marriage to be. This would prevent a lot of confusion./sarcasm

I am now putting on my Kevlar/Asbestos coveralls and preparing myself physically and emotionally to press "Post".

[moog]

Perhaps we need to create legally defined categories of marriage such as "Covenant Marriage", "Open Marriage", "Temporary Marriage", "Convenience Marriage", "Group Marriage", "Animal Marriage", "Sado-Masochistic Marriage", "Queer Marriage", and so on. Then everyone could be clear, and up front with what they intend their marriage to be. This would prevent a lot of confusion./sarcasm

Don't forget the Bestiality Marriage. We don't want to draw the ire of those PETA insurgents. Animals have rights too.