I thought Congress Billy Bob's letter was excellent, so this joke certainly does not refer to him. The talk about the Constitution and the Ten Commandments brought this to mind:
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them each a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart Guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
COMMANDMENTS
Want to know the real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile working environment.
Cows, Constitution and Commandments, I hope I don¡t have to choose which one I like the most, they are all good.
I do like the one about the cows and have to ask the same question. Then again I remember that on one day LEO all over the country rounded up 10,000 criminals. What did they do for the other 364 days?
Cows, Constitution and Commandments, I hope I don¡t have to choose which one I like the most, they are all good.
I do like the one about the cows and have to ask the same question. Then again I remember that on one day LEO all over the country rounded up 10,000 criminals. What did they do for the other 364 days?
Excellent! "Triple C" bump!