I guess what I'm really trying to figure out is the almost fascistic zeal some of these women take in making people kowtow to behavior they think is "proper" -- at the expense of everybody's freedom. I'm honestly in the dark as to how one's life could be ruled by such a mad need for control.
One thing I do know: No one into this sort of behavior has any sense of humor at all.
You got that right. They're the True Believers, convinced of the absolute correctness of their position, and we're the wretched sinners who must be subdued and made to obey.
A cow pie in the face for every one of 'em! And make it fresh!