[Sir Francis Dashwood]

Torture would consist of providing them with ... Pat Boone songs...

Pat Boone had a great album called In a Metal Mood, I liked it. Pat Boone does Ozzy, Judas Priest, AC/DC and others, slendid fun stuff!

[FreedomPoster]

That's almost as good as Leonard Nimoy doing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Earth."

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