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Na, they've just never, ever, ever properly learned how to tickle their own funny bones.

Not to take this too seriously, but that's what I was getting at. Germans are notoriously humorless.

I picture a group of 50 Germans seated in a classroom in five rows of ten being taught in unison the proper techniques and timing of the full-bellied laugh, the mouth-covered giggle, the uncontrolled guffaw, the evil chortle, etc...

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You will LOVE this book. Of the whole Xenophobe's Guide series (they're British), the one about the Germans is the funniest, oddly enough.

Link to Amazon.com

Excerpt:

Teutonic torment
In every German there is a touch of the wild-haired Beethoven striding through forests and weeping over a mountain sunset, grappling against impossible odds to express the inexpressible. This is the Great German Soul, prominent display of which is essential whenever Art, Feeling and Truth are under discussion.

Angst breeds angst
For a German, doubt and anxiety expand and ramify the more you ponder them. They are astonished that things haven't gone to pot already, and are pretty certain that they soon will.

Longer must be better
Most Germans apply the rule that more equals better. If a passing quip makes you smile, then surely by making it longer the pleasure will be drawn out and increased. As a rule, if you are cornered by someone keen to give you a laugh, you must expect to miss lunch and most of that afternoon's appointments.

Angst breeds angst
Because life is ernsthaft, the Germans go by the rules. Schiller wrote, 'obedience is the first duty', and no German has ever doubted it. This fits with their sense of order and duty. Germans hate breaking rules, which can make life difficult because, as a rule, everything not expressly permitted is prohibited.