[TheOtherOne]

In an interview now online on Entertainment Weekly, Tom Cruise addresses some of his insane tendencies of late, including flopping around on Oprah, taking shots out of nowhere on Brooke Shields and his ramped up commitment to Scientology, the only thing that can save the lost souls here on Teegeeack, or what you humans call “Earth.” Before anyone is too hard on Tom, just remember that his body is inhabited by the wandering souls of fried space aliens. So that sucks. And laugh if you want, but once Xenu is freed from his electronic mountain trap and order is restored to the Galactic Confederation, (an alliance of 76 planets founded 95 million years ago) you’re gonna feel pretty silly. No offense all of you who don't believe in Xenu, but you're kinda makin an ass out of yourself.

[ko_kyi]

"No offense all of you who don't believe in Xenu, but you're kinda makin an ass out of yourself"

Awesome!

[80skid]

Well Done. Got me laughin there.

[Ladysmith]

Before anyone is too hard on Tom, just remember that his body is inhabited by the wandering souls of fried space aliens.

What? After all these years with that cul...errr, "religion," he isn't "clear" yet?

[FormerACLUmember]

In an interview now online on Entertainment Weekly, Tom Cruise addresses some of his insane tendencies of late, including flopping around on Oprah, taking shots out of nowhere on Brooke Shields and his ramped up commitment to Scientology, the only thing that can save the lost souls here on Teegeeack, or what you humans call “Earth.” Before anyone is too hard on Tom, just remember that his body is inhabited by the wandering souls of fried space aliens. So that sucks. And laugh if you want, but once Xenu is freed from his electronic mountain trap and order is restored to the Galactic Confederation, (an alliance of 76 planets founded 95 million years ago) you’re gonna feel pretty silly. No offense all of you who don't believe in Xenu, but you're kinda makin an ass out of yourself.

The scary thing is you just nailed it perfectly.

[Millee]

[Xenalyte]

Boy, I tell you what. Before you go throwing around my name like that and attributing such heartless power to me . . .

Oh, wait, you said XenU, not XenA.

My bad.

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And laugh if you want, but once Xenu is freed from his electronic mountain trap and order is restored to the Galactic Confederation, (an alliance of 76 planets founded 95 million years ago) you’re gonna feel pretty silly. No offense all of you who don't believe in Xenu, but you're kinda makin an ass out of yourself.

You don't even know who Xenu is. If you start talking about the Galactic Confederation, you have to evaluate and read the Anu'udrian Treaty on how they came up with these alliances, TheOtherOne, OK. That's what I've done.

[Finalapproach29er]

LMAO

[Endeavor]

that was too funny!

[Tennessean4Bush]

ROTFLAO! Water headed down my throat was misdirected through my nose while reading your post!

[conservative cat]

OMG. LMAO!!

[eureka!]

LOL. Well done...