[mware]

We have a 100% corrupt Democratic Party. A 98% corrupt Republican Party. Incredibly powerful criminal construction unions. A global mafia stronghold. Thoroughly unscrupulous billionaire developers. A liberal state supreme court. The greatest population density in the nation. Lunatic green environmentalist forces. Urban sprawl. Suburban sprawl. Spiraling property taxes. Bob Torricelli.

and trash dump owners looking for a corrupt township to settle in.

[Liberty Wins]

Got your fill? Call and complain.

FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS:

Sorry-ass Senators:
Ted “Feeding Frenzy” Kennedy – 202-224-4543
Bar (same number) – 202-224-4543
Hillary “Screaming Mama” Clinton – 202-224-4451
Babbling Bobby Byrd – 202-224-3954
“Knee-Jerk John” McCain – 202-224-2235

Arlen Specter and fellow toadies –

Judiciary Committee – 202-224-5225
Back Room – 202-224-6736
The Delusional Duo:
Mike “Anacephalic” DeWine – 202-224-2315
“Brainless George” Voinovich – 202-224-3353

Congressional Cockroaches:

Tax and Spenders:
Patsy Mink – 202-225-4906
Charles Rangel – 202-225-4365
Henry Waxman – 202-225-3976

America-hating whiners:

Nancy Pelosi – 202-225-4965
Dennis Kucinich – 202-225-5871
Cynthia McKinney – 202-225-1605
Jerry Nadler – 202-225-5635

Nit-wit City:

Sheila Jackson Lee – 202-225-3816
Bernie “Unhinged” Sanders – 202-225-4115
John “Dingbat” Dingell – 202-225-4071
Eleanor Holmes Norton – 202-225-8050

Crooks on Parade:

Alcee Hastings – 202-225-1313
“Baghdad” Jim McDermott – 202-225-3106

Depraved and Loving it:

Barney Frank – 202-225-5931

Way-cool White House direct number - 202-456-1111