Gots to polish that silver trim in the hallways you know.
It's gold leaf, you Philistine!
Later, after we get that big NIH grant, we can replace the silver with gold; gold doesn't tarnish.
Singing, "Hey, Ho! Buckets of Gold.
"Here's to the Science to which we're devoted."
Singing, "Hey, Ho! Buckets of Gold.
"Heres to the Public which keep us Banknoted."