"If Byrd promises not to tell me how to win the Iraq war that we already won a year and a half ago, I promise not to tell him how to gain recruits for the Ku Klux Klan."
To Kennedy, Rummy should have said:
"If Kennedy promises not to tell me how to win the Iraq war that we already won a year and a half ago, I promise not to tell him how to murder a woman drinking and driving."