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To: N. Theknow
Why do ALL bicycle riders wear helmets, but over half the folks who ride motorcycles wear a scarf or no headgear at all?

A) Pedaling a bicycle pumps more blood to the brain. Therefore bicyclists are smarter.

B) Bicyclists tend to be sober when riding more often than motorcyclists, especially Harley riders, who tend more often to be under the influence of something or other.

C) Bicyclists are weenies.

NOTE: I earn my living in the motorcycle industry and own both a sport bike and a Harley. I also ride my GT mountain bike to work often. If you're are offended by the above humor; tough

54 posted on 06/23/2005 6:59:25 PM PDT by Chuckster (Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoset)
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To: Chuckster

Ya know the difference between a Harley and a Hoover vacuum
cleaner? position of the dirtbag


58 posted on 06/23/2005 10:18:13 PM PDT by Boazo (From the mind of BOAZO)
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