I don't have a yellow US Postal jersey. I prefer a ratty t-shirt. Better for wiping sweat. But yes, I wear stretchy Lycra bike shorts with a padded crotch. I'm sorry you, and a few others here, find that offensive. The shorts are designed for functionality. They keep you cool and comfortable. What exactly is the problem?
And you're offended by rubber bracelets that raise money for cancer research? They're gay? Just a little bit uncomfortable with the thoughts in your head when you see guys in spandex Rodney?
Nope, I just think grown men riding bikes while wearing yellow and pink spandex and a yellow bracelet is gay.