[steel_resolve]

Hey Democrats - retract this. I could never be a US senator - I would get kicked out for punching Nancy Pelosi in the head or giving Harry Reid an atomic wedgie or something...

[hattend]

Yeah, I couldn't be questioned by Teddy Kennedy and then having him tell me I should resign in disgrace.

I'd go on a 5 minute rant about Chappaquiddik. Wonder if it would be played on the nightly news.

[Chances Are]

...atomic wedgie...

Honestly - I haven't heard that one in quite some time!

Kudos to you for reviving the memory!

CA....

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Hey Democrats - retract this. I could never be a US senator - I would get kicked out for punching Nancy Pelosi in the head or giving Harry Reid an atomic wedgie or something...

 

No friggin doubt! Pelosi reminds me of my 8th grade English teacher. She was a typical old spinster. Never got married and thought "boys" were just pure evil because of our protruding plumbing.

 

We loaded up a paper sack full of dog doo on Halloween and lit fire to it on her porch. It was hilarious watching here stamp out the fire. She had a little Pekinese dog that ran out into the middle of the goo and tracked it back into her house and her white Persian carpets! Needless to say she was not amused, and booted the little dog out the door.

 

We laughed to hard and loud though. Though she couldn't prove who did it, she knew who the perps were and gave me a D- in English that semester. My dad pretty much took care of the punishment end, when I came home with that little jewel on my report card.

Hey Democrats - retract this. I could never be a US senator - I would get kicked out for punching Nancy Pelosi in the head or giving Harry Reid an atomic wedgie or something...

No friggin doubt! Pelosi reminds me of my 8th grade English teacher. She was a typical old spinster. Never got married and thought "boys" were just pure evil because of our protruding plumbing.

We loaded up a paper sack full of dog doo on Halloween and lit fire to it on her porch. It was hilarious watching here stamp out the fire. She had a little Pekinese dog that ran out into the middle of the goo and tracked it back into her house and her white Persian carpets! Needless to say she was not amused, and booted the little dog out the door.

We laughed to hard and loud though. Though she couldn't prove who did it, she knew who the perps were and gave me a D- in English that semester. My dad pretty much took care of the punishment end, when I came home with that little jewel on my report card.