Actually, where I worked, we had a receptionist who had a sign up behind her desk that said:
"Sexual Harrassment will NOT be reported to the management. It will, however, be graded!"
When someone "threatened" to "whip it out," she would simply hold out her hand and say, "Place it right here, and I'll show you the end you've never seen before!"
Mark
Man, that's funny!
LOL. That would put an end to it.