If you would have been there within the last few years then you would clearly see what you are saying is pure nonsense. You remind me of the young boy who has read all the sex manuals and now considers himself an expert.
You keep trying to paint me as a "young boy." Look Bozo, you may be 63 but I'm also an old fart, not as old as you but old enough to know when to kick some butt and when to hold 'em. It's butt kickin' time, pal. Cut it out you prick!