"Yeah, ummm, so I'd like three yellow rocks and a diet coke and...hold on a second...[shouting in the background] HEY! What do you guys want? THey got a special, two mushrooms and a free coke. John? Avery? Ok. Great...Hello? Yeah, sorry about that. So, three yellow rocks, diet coke, two large mushrooms, and a large coke, amd a dimebag of meth."
"35$. Will that be cash or charge?"
"35$! That's outrageous! I remember when you guys used to charge 15$ for the same thing. Uhh, cash I guess."
"30 minutes or its free, sir."
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Man, even imagining the orders are classy. On a serious note, though, these things are quickly spreading. A lot of Canadian universities have DIAL-WEED businesses. It's pretty disgusting. My sister told me one of her roommates used to order it occasionally. They basically set up like Fed-Ex: account numbers, and delivery guys on bikes. C.O.D. of course. Classy, eh? The problem is the demand, though, not these guys. These guys will be around so long as people want to drugs and are willing to pay big for them.
Bicycle Messenger Weed Delivery is common in the larger cities in the U.S. Heck, my dealer delivers, and I'm out in the sticks.