[buckleyfan]

and further more....any consenting adult entering my private place MUST, absolutely MUST drink and smoke. Sex is optional. But there will be no driving home until sober or sexually sated.

Couldn't sex be mandatory as well? Actually, based on your last line, it kind of is...

I'm there.

[peacebaby]

you coming to my house?

Take Interstate 285 to the first red light, and take a right.

And bring your cigs - and booze, oh, yes, and a lampshade.