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STOP ALIEN ABDUCTINS
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| June 12, 2005
| Michael Menkin
Posted on 06/21/2005 10:05:54 AM PDT by Nachum
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Finally! I can rid myself of that irritating aluminum hat. This is far more comfortable.
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:05:55 AM PDT
by
Nachum
To: Nachum
Now if we could only rid ourselves of irritating bad spelling and grammar...
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:07:30 AM PDT
by
MizSterious
(First, the journalists, THEN the lawyers.)
To: Nachum
Who is abducting aliens?........This must stop!......
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:08:57 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(The Army makes the world safe for democracy. The Marines make the world safe for the Army.....)
To: Nachum

When they come, use an AB Blaster on them.
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:09:29 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: Nachum
Is this an Intelligent Design thread?
To: Nachum
At first I thought the author was Michelle Malkin.
It's about aliens and all but seemed out of place for her.
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:11:05 AM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Nachum
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:11:15 AM PDT
by
TBarnett34
(What part of "up or down" do you RINOs not understand?)
To: Nachum
"STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIN'S!"
LOL, I had tried to sketch out a T-shirt design where some backwoods type is telling a bunch of short aliens that he was going to kick "all y'alls little green alien *sses." and on the back he's beat up, strapped to a table, and the aliens have the probe armature coming over towards him.
After reading the article, I am now convinbced that I should continue trying to sketch it out.
Thik I'll have him standing on the hood of his truck.
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:11:45 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Nachum
The truly fashionable folks will wear the thought screen baseball cap backwards.
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:12:32 AM PDT
by
Blue Champagne
(Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?)
To: MizSterious
I was just getting used to the feeling of being wrapped up like a baked potato and the nice warm cozy feeling it give when they nuke you.
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:12:49 AM PDT
by
handy old one
(It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Those darn aliens... always after our women....
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:13:32 AM PDT
by
TOWER
To: Nachum
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:14:56 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Freedom Demands Responsibility)
To: Nachum
Is someone stealing Mexicans?
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:15:03 AM PDT
by
SirAllen
(Liberalism*2 = Communism)
To: Nachum
In the last few years, I've totally forgotten about SPACE aliens! At least we aren't being overrun by THEM. Whew! That's a relief. Or maybe we are being invaded....
Maybe they'll do "jobs that regular Earthlings won't do."
To: Nachum

They'll make you eat your parents.
To: Nachum
STOP ALIEN ABDUCTI[O]NSAll right, all right!... I've taken my last alien OK?!
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:18:01 AM PDT
by
70times7
(An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
To: TOWER
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:18:42 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: Nachum
A quick scan of the title and I thought we were being accused of abducting Mexicans and bringing them into the US. Uh, no.
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:18:50 AM PDT
by
hershey
To: Nachum
No more voices in my head telling me to send all of my money to Jim or buy that shipping container full of syrofoam worms! It'll be great to be able to listen to Coast to Coast without that metalic taste in my mouth or the sudden electrical shocks that Art sends to unbelievers.
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:18:58 AM PDT
by
Leg Olam
(I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.)
To: Nachum
We're all gonna die!!!!
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posted on
06/21/2005 10:19:35 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Republican Party is the France of politics.)
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