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STOP ALIEN ABDUCTINS
stopabductions.com ^ | June 12, 2005 | Michael Menkin

Posted on 06/21/2005 10:05:54 AM PDT by Nachum

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Finally! I can rid myself of that irritating aluminum hat. This is far more comfortable.
1 posted on 06/21/2005 10:05:55 AM PDT by Nachum
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Now if we could only rid ourselves of irritating bad spelling and grammar...


2 posted on 06/21/2005 10:07:30 AM PDT by MizSterious (First, the journalists, THEN the lawyers.)
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Who is abducting aliens?........This must stop!......


3 posted on 06/21/2005 10:08:57 AM PDT by Red Badger (The Army makes the world safe for democracy. The Marines make the world safe for the Army.....)
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When they come, use an AB Blaster on them.

4 posted on 06/21/2005 10:09:29 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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Is this an Intelligent Design thread?


5 posted on 06/21/2005 10:10:48 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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At first I thought the author was Michelle Malkin.

It's about aliens and all but seemed out of place for her.

6 posted on 06/21/2005 10:11:05 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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Breakinh nuze!


7 posted on 06/21/2005 10:11:15 AM PDT by TBarnett34 (What part of "up or down" do you RINOs not understand?)
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"STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIN'S!"

LOL, I had tried to sketch out a T-shirt design where some backwoods type is telling a bunch of short aliens that he was going to kick "all y'alls little green alien *sses." and on the back he's beat up, strapped to a table, and the aliens have the probe armature coming over towards him.

After reading the article, I am now convinbced that I should continue trying to sketch it out.


Thik I'll have him standing on the hood of his truck.


8 posted on 06/21/2005 10:11:45 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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The truly fashionable folks will wear the thought screen baseball cap backwards.


9 posted on 06/21/2005 10:12:32 AM PDT by Blue Champagne (Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?)
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I was just getting used to the feeling of being wrapped up like a baked potato and the nice warm cozy feeling it give when they nuke you.


10 posted on 06/21/2005 10:12:49 AM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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Those darn aliens... always after our women....


11 posted on 06/21/2005 10:13:32 AM PDT by TOWER
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12 posted on 06/21/2005 10:14:56 AM PDT by PaulaB (Freedom Demands Responsibility)
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Is someone stealing Mexicans?


13 posted on 06/21/2005 10:15:03 AM PDT by SirAllen (Liberalism*2 = Communism)
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In the last few years, I've totally forgotten about SPACE aliens! At least we aren't being overrun by THEM. Whew! That's a relief. Or maybe we are being invaded....



Maybe they'll do "jobs that regular Earthlings won't do."
14 posted on 06/21/2005 10:15:29 AM PDT by Das Outsider
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They'll make you eat your parents.

15 posted on 06/21/2005 10:17:57 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Bite my shiny metal @$$)
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STOP ALIEN ABDUCTI[O]NS

All right, all right!... I've taken my last alien OK?!

16 posted on 06/21/2005 10:18:01 AM PDT by 70times7 (An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
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17 posted on 06/21/2005 10:18:42 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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A quick scan of the title and I thought we were being accused of abducting Mexicans and bringing them into the US. Uh, no.


18 posted on 06/21/2005 10:18:50 AM PDT by hershey
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No more voices in my head telling me to send all of my money to Jim or buy that shipping container full of syrofoam worms! It'll be great to be able to listen to Coast to Coast without that metalic taste in my mouth or the sudden electrical shocks that Art sends to unbelievers.


19 posted on 06/21/2005 10:18:58 AM PDT by Leg Olam (I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.)
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We're all gonna die!!!!

20 posted on 06/21/2005 10:19:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Republican Party is the France of politics.)
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