"I had two mutts who were a team. The little one would dance in front of the Copperhead to get his attention while the big one would sneak up behind him, grab him behind the head and tear him to pieces. Then they switched to skunks."
Mutt 1 to Mutt 2: How come I'm the one who has to come up on his ass and grab him? Why don't you do it for a change?
"Mutt 1 to Mutt 2: How come I'm the one who has to come up on his ass and grab him? Why don't you do it for a change?"
I can hear that conversation now.