LOL! I once was stopped by the police and had to open my trunk to get my purse (can't remember why it was in the trunk). I had a shovel and a bag of cement in there! The officer really perked up and was asking me about the stuff in my trunk. I think he thought he was on a routine traffic stop & hit the jackpot.
I had a shovel and a bag of cement...
At first, I thought you must live in Wisconin & had purchased an after-market 'Winter Driver Kit' from Home Depot. Then I checked and saw that you live in New Jersey. What I want to know now is: What really happened to Jimmy Hoffa? ;)