Our law doesn't allow a person to be euthanized anywhere except in Oregon. Understand that euthanasia has the ordinary meaning associated with shooting a horse with a broken leg. If my brain is broken, shoot me?
I'm sorry, but that vent in your hospital room that prevents the room from being airtight is "artificially" keeping you alive. You must die, so we're having that vent sealed up by court order. (Shall cause the removal of any oxygen and other gasses useful in respiration) You once said you would want it that way after watching a movie, or something...doesn't matter what YOU said, really, we're just going to pretend you said whatever it is that we want you to have said. What are you going to do about it, you stupid vegetable. What with a new screwbuddy, you're no longer necessary. Die already!