When I tell people I grew up in Mobile, they think of a sleepy southern town with dirt roads. I've lived in several bigger cities since leaving Mobile, and well meaning people have tried to warn me (thinking I'm a naive bumpkin from a quiet town) of how to avoid crime in the big city. They have no idea that Mobile (if you factor the crime per capita rate) is one of the roughest cities in the nation...
It's all in the song...I've come from Alabama.....
So are you a Mobilian or a former Mobilian?
Nevermind. I get it now, you were being clever...