McCain, where are you?
Excellent question. His office has a menu which accepts comments when you press "one"--the mailbox was full earlier in the day.
Later I was able to say we're well aware of your five years as a prisoner and hence doubly disappointed at your silence as Senator Durbin slanders our troops and gives aid and comfort to our enemy.
Kyl's office was available in real time with a real human.
The senior senator from Manchuria thinks the path to the White House is through five hundred fifty circus trials in CONUS for illegal enemy combatants fed better than the schoolkids in this or any other city.
