[gridlock]

I am not going to let some pencil necked geek
tell me what I can and can not do in the past...

[perfect stranger]

Hilarious.

[goldstategop]

Reminds me of that classic scene in Star Trek: The Voyage Home where Admiral Kirk tells a beautiful marine biologist: "I am an admiral. I just happen to come from Iowa!"

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)