Reverand Ike says,
"We are talking GOD POWER!
And what color IS God POWER?
GOD POWER is GREEN POWER!
GREEN, the color of MONEY!
How can you do god's will,
if you're poor!
Get in touch with the GOD POWER
in YOU!"
Actually, we here at the Church of the Future tm.
are way beyond red string bracelets.
Join the church of the future and learn these amazing skills.
How to keep the SAME TANK of gas in your car for MONTHS
at a time!
Learn the power of Hydrovibrational Meditation in YOUR
own shower!
Get a discount on sacred wafers.
Learn the meaning behind the phrase, "A handshake and a piece of the PIE!"
Arm your self with wrist rockets and vegetable ammo and
prepare to take on the Swiss Guard!
You'll howl with delight and shed pounds with laughter
at our monthly CARTOON ministry!
Enjoy the spiritual comradery at our weekly get togethers,
cash bar in the kitchen and don't pay any mind to the dead
cat in the freezer, we are saving him for later.
Pastor's note, Don't expect us to tell you what to believe,
you've got to figure THAT out for yourself.
Church of the Future tm.
Wasteing the Present, Expanding on the Past, Into the Future!