Not gonna happen. ever.
My late friend Brian fell asleep shirtless with his newborn laying on his tummy. He woke up to the bizarre sensation of being suckled. LOL
Once he told us that story, he regretted ever telling us that story!
I was just about to ping you! Finally (sarcasm) feminists have found a use for men! They're trying to pass it off as something other cultures do/did.