If I were represented by Kerry and Kennedy, I'd stay stoned too.
The last time a stranger on the street offered to sell me pot was in Boston, in 1993.
I would guess that the states with the biggest drug problems are the states with the most liberal senators. (Mass., Calif., Ore., Wash., etc.)
I don't know if they voted for them because they are stoned or they're stoned because they voted for them.