It's easy.
You're in either India or Pakistan.
You are NOT in the USA, and were never in the DIA.
You do NOT know Billy Graham's son.
And being an economics graduate does NOT grant you amazing powers of perception into the minds and motivations of US soldiers.
And you are in your boyfriend's basement. Don't be jealous, go out and get a job. And then maybe you will accomplish 5% of what I have.