They'd sell me into slavery to clean toilets...
They would sell me to both darn and iron. You know those South American sex shops need people to iron. Maybe do laundary.
There might be a trade in men who get off on varicose veins. And some pervs might want someone they could discuss their cholesterol and PSA with who didn't get bored. We might be highly sought after. Lock your doors dear, they may be coming for us.