[SLB]

And yes, if you try to keep a pregnant woman from participating in a graduation ceremony, I'd be tickled pink to sue you so fast your head will spin, and I'll kick your ass up one side of the courtroom and down the other.

I guess that language makes you a big girl? Sad to see it, but you are a prime example of being a product of the society you grew up in.

[Sam's Army]

"And yes, if you try to keep a pregnant woman from participating in a graduation ceremony, I'd be tickled pink to sue you so fast your head will spin, and I'll kick your ass up one side of the courtroom and down the other. ;^)"

After re-reading the thread twice, I can't find where you made such a statement as to the allegation that you were attempting to keep a pregnant woman from participating from a graduation ceremony. Surely a lawyer wouldn't make an untrue statement would they?

[CobaltBlue]

You're career military, you've heard "kick your ass" more times than you can count. Or do you subscribe to the double standard, men can say "kick your ass" but women have to say, "kick your fanny, tee hee"?

Sure, sure, the world's going to hell in a handbasket, and it was better in the Good Old Days, when women knew their place.

Or maybe you're the kind of man who says "kick your fanny"? ;^)