[Phantom Lord]

Michael Jackson's lawyer said today that the pop star is going to be more cautious from now on and not let children into his bed anymore because "it makes him vulnerable to false charges."

Here is how the conversation really went down...

Micheal, you are the luckiest son of a bitch on the planet. You wouldn't have lasted a week in jail. You have to stop molesting little boys. There is no other option. You must stop molesting boys. Period.

[Dane]

Here is how the conversation really went down.

Micheal, you are the luckiest son of a bitch on the planet. You wouldn't have lasted a week in jail. You have to stop molesting little boys. There is no other option. You must stop molesting boys. Period

Redux of johnnie cochrans "lecture" after mj paid out the 20 mil in 93.

Unfortunately, IMO, history will repeat itself, and the jurors who called mj "normal" will be proven wrong after they themselves grifted on mj's sick celebrity(book deals and such).