[fieldmarshaldj]

...or the part at the Salzburg Music Festival where a young Linda Lovelace as Gretchen von Trapp swallowed an entire footlong kielbasa to the delight of the crowd.

[johnnycap]

"...or the part at the Salzburg Music Festival where a young Linda Lovelace as Gretchen von Trapp swallowed an entire footlong kielbasa to the delight of the crowd."

...Now see, that is just plain sacriligeous.